New Year's Resolution
Alright, everybody makes new year's resolutions, right? I wonder who started this foolish tradition...was it Bally's, 24-Hour Fitness, or some other gym owner? Those guys make out like bandits this time of year. Have you ever been to the gym on January 2nd? Holy cow, talk about a gathering of out-of-shape people trying their ass off, literally, to accomplish the goal of loosing weight, getting in shape, or whatever. Have you ever been to that same gym on February 2nd? Now, I'm not trying to hate on those people, but come on...if you're going to get in shape, it's going to take you longer than 4 weeks at a gym. Why don't you just make your new year's resolution to go to the gym for 1 month. Start off slow. At least you could get some satisfaction of actually accomplishing your new year's resolution, right?My other favorite new year's resolution is the one to quit smoking. Good for you, but can you actually do it this time. Over 60% of people that try to quite smoking, fail. I'm not a betting man but I don't think I'd take those odds. I have a suggestion for you people, just do what I did. Substitute smoking with another addiction or another form of tobacco. It's a lot easier to quit when you have something else to fall back on, and I bet over 90% of people who follow in my footsteps, would be able to quit smoking just like me.
Now, if you're struggling with picking a resolution, already have one and have broken it, already planning for 2007, or if you're just interested in the most popular new year resolutions, check this out. Good luck to all of you trying the intricate feat of sticking to your new year's resolutions, I'll be stumbling my way through '06 right by your side.
OUT
Quote de jour : Most people look forward to the new year, for a start on old habits.
posted by Big T @ 3:49 PM
0 Comments:
Post a Comment
<< Home