Cold Beer Here
As I sit at this dddiiiaaalll-uuuppp computer with Audioslave's Live In Cuba DVD blasting; my incense "smoking man" gift from Kramer emitting a small aroma of vanilla...waiting....wondering...Questioning...Have you ever had a beer freeze up on you and explode? Better yet, have you had a whole six pack freeze up on you and explode? I haven't...until tonight.
Apparently if you leave 6 beers outside (to cool) for five days...five days with an average temperature in the single digits, they'll all freeze and explode out the top of the, still sealed, cap.
Well, me being the thrifty beer consumer that I am thought, "Why not just let them thaw out then put them in the fridge and drink them cold?" Brilliant. Apparently if you let a beer freeze up and explode...it looses every molecule of carbonation it has, and goes flat. I cracked open the first beer tonight and have never tasted anything nasty! Let's call it Brown and unbubbly!
I'm ashamed that I was not more resourceful and that I poured out a cold one down the sink. Let's all share a moment......
F.Y.I. (no charge type deal) - A cold beer isn't always a good beer. If all else fails, pour yourself a jack and coke. Cheers
OUT
Apparently if you leave 6 beers outside (to cool) for five days...five days with an average temperature in the single digits, they'll all freeze and explode out the top of the, still sealed, cap.
Well, me being the thrifty beer consumer that I am thought, "Why not just let them thaw out then put them in the fridge and drink them cold?" Brilliant. Apparently if you let a beer freeze up and explode...it looses every molecule of carbonation it has, and goes flat. I cracked open the first beer tonight and have never tasted anything nasty! Let's call it Brown and unbubbly!
I'm ashamed that I was not more resourceful and that I poured out a cold one down the sink. Let's all share a moment......
F.Y.I. (no charge type deal) - A cold beer isn't always a good beer. If all else fails, pour yourself a jack and coke. Cheers
OUT
5 Comments:
At 1:12 PM, Anonymous said…
jack and coke?!?!? what about your famous mist n' mist?? i don't even know you anymore! (which might be a good thing)
At 1:39 PM, Big T said…
I think it's probably a good thing, I don't think my girlfriend has any objections either. Do you baby?
At 6:46 PM, fantast bouyah said…
"brown and unbubblely"...ha!
brilliant!
At 8:29 AM, Laura said…
Absolutely no objections from me. She made her choice and now it's you and me, baby. :) Hugs and Kisses.
At 12:18 PM, Big T said…
I thought you would get a kick out of that fantast, keep on rockin' in the free world.
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